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Sunday, May 29, 2011
Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates. Don Marquis
Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put on an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once. Isaac Asimov
My son is now an "entrepreneur." That's what you're called when you don't have a job. Ted Turner
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. Mark Twain
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. Scott Adams
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either. Evan Esar
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. Evan Esar
Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers - six if one went to Harvard. Edgar R. Fiedler
Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch. Tim Berners-Lee
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. Laurence J. Peter
Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror. Al Boliska
About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends. Herbert Hoover
A budget tells us what we can't afford, but it doesn't keep us from buying it. William Feather
